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zen habits tumblelog - 5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:

Link: zen habits tumblelog - 5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:.

5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:

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5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."     *

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."     *

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."     *

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"     *

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...     *

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

Howstuffworks "What if everybody flushed their toilets at the same time?"

Link: Howstuffworks "What if everybody flushed their toilets at the same time?".

Since as far as we could find out -- no one's ever tried it before -- we can't say for certain exactly what would happen. But we can take a pretty good guess: "It would be ugly," says Steve Cox, one wastewater treatment facility operator we interviewed.

More effects of last years blizzard

Link: Blizzard of babies reported in Denver - CNN.com.

(CNN) -- The weather can affect your travel, your mood and apparently the size of your family.  Edie is a proud blizzard baby, and her parents have already bought her a snowsuit for this year.

Denver hospitals are reporting a baby boom, which is arriving about nine months after two blizzards walloped Colorado's capital city. With roads shut down for days, couples were stuck at home and apparently cuddled up to stay warm.

um, um good

Link: Gallery: The Most Curious Comestibles Found Online.

I just wanted to let you know that...

I am now posting some of my daily web finds over at a new link blog.  You can find it at jeffberg.tumblr.com. 

It offers an RSS feed as well if interested. 

Follow up on Miss Teen South Carolina

Yesterday I posted this.  Today she explains her self.

Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 shares her wisdom

Be afraid for our future...be very afraid.

This is a serious headline

"Japanese biker fails to notice missing leg."  Really, check it out.

Florida Woman Wants Others To Spare A Square

I don't know what is more funny about this story...the absurdity of it of that the defendants name is Butts....

DES MOINES, Iowa  -- A toilet paper caper out of Marshalltown is on a roll.

The Marshalltown County Sheriff's Office said Suzanne Marie Butts, 38, was caught Friday ripping off three rolls of toilet paper from the Marshall County courthouse.

Butts is facing up to three years in prison for the theft.

A Florida woman is butting in, saying she feels sorry for Butts.

If the Web site of South Floridian Margaret Briganti works, 1 million rolls of toilet paper could soon be rolling into Marshalltown.

In an e-mail sent to KETV sister station KCCI on Tuesday, Briganti stated that she wants to save Butts' hide."(It's) the first time I did this. It's the first time," Butts said on Friday.

Efforts to contact Briganti failed, but Briganti wrote that she has started a Web site to get Butts butt out a sling by having 1 million Americans send one whole roll of toilet paper to the Marshall County courthouse.

Marshalltown police said that on Friday, Butts was arrested on charges of stealing $30 from a family member. That makes four theft charges against her."Yeah, but I didn't do no jail time. I didn't go to jail for that. I just got a ticket," Butts said.

Briganti wrote it was sad that Paris Hilton get off with a slap on the wrist, and that Butts could potentially do prison time for the thefts.

Briganti hopes other Americans others will join her in giving the courthouse a good "TPing" that Marshall County won't soon forget.

Briganti requested that KCCI let her know when the courthouse is overrun with toilet paper from caring Americans who want to help out.

Source: http://www.ketv.com/news/13499179/detail.html

Related Site: Save Suzanne Marie Butts

Cool off this summer

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